OLSO, NORWAY - The Norsk League of Germanic Pantheon Druids is calling for a ban of Natalie Portman starrer, "Thor".
"This film could seriously hurt religious sentiments," NLGPD spokesperson
Groensk the Fearsome was quoted as saying in media reports over the weekend. "The
Germanic Pantheon is not understood by the majority of people yet, and many non-pagans may mistake the content as the truth," he said.
NLGPD secretary general Odin has reportedly written to Jack Valenti asking for a ban on the film's release. Odin's letter was delivered to MPAA offices in Sherman Oaks by a 6'6" red-haired woman - identified only as Helga - who was wearing a blood-soaked chainmail bikini and a newly honed Dane Axe.
Christian groups protested "The Da Vinci Code" in 2006, but the matter was resolved when the studio added a disclaimer stating that the film was a work of fiction.
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