HOLLYWOOD, CA - Actor Charlie Sheen today reacted to the news of Jane Russell's death by demanding the actress be resuscitated for one last cocaine-inspired Hollywood soiree at the Chateau Marmont.

"I've got the penthouse, plenty of free time and two friends named Candy and Debbie. If she can't be revived, then at least grant me access to her remains," the actor stated, "Necrophilia is on my bucket list and she owes me that much. After all, if it weren't for actors like me, there wouldn't even be a Golden Age of Hollywood to reminisce about."

Sheen is repped by Mark Burg at Evolution Entertainment.